Confidential communiqué from Kofi Annan to Ehud Olmert detailing terms of Israeli-Hizbullah cease-fire. This made me laugh:
Read the rest here.
Immediately notify the U.N. if it has been fired upon, in as precise detail as possible, refraining from responding except where clearly required in immediate self-defense. The U.N. undertakes to bring, in an impartial manner, such incidents to the attention to the security council as quickly as possible.